The Guru and me looking a wee bit too serious and grumpy in the aftermath of Hurricane Bronzy...... I often receive emails asking about the Temple Guru. Tell us more about him, who is he, why is he so handsome and what bars can I find him at??? Well Miranda Kerr, I will ...
Where For Art Thou? Jack’s Moustache
The Guru’s Uncle Merv was visiting last weekend sporting a dubious new moustache. It was a poor effort and he asked if I could clipper it off. I eagerly agreed and clipped it away quickly before he changed his mind. I was sweeping it up and about to put it in the bin when this ...
The Rock: Dwayne Johnson vs Micko the Temple Guru
Last Sunday, on a mini holiday in Sydney, the Temple Guru and myself went to the supermarket to gather some supplies. He wondered off at the registers, probably to search for that elusive jam doughnut that seems to now be extinct, (according to him) but returned when I was loading myself up with green bags ...
Factual Friday: I can, I will, I won’t.
At the Temple we don’t like to use negatives, like ‘I can’t cook,’ we’d much rather look at the positive and say ‘I’m great at eating.’ Another example would be saying “I have no fashion sense and can’t coordinate my clothing,’ instead I would say I love the color black as it goes with all ...
Manners left at the Station: Why Wednesday????
Heading to the city the other day I noticed a heavily pregnant lady standing in the hall of the train and then make her way awkwardly down to sit on the carpet. I couldn’t believe she was in full view of passengers and no one had offered or was offering her a seat.The Temple mantra ...
Chris Martin Uncouples the Truth To Tamzen Temple
The Temple as you know, is everywhere, we were even at a hotdog stand a couple of months ago in the UK while we were catching up with Kate and Wills to congratulate them on little George. BTW, he is divine but whilst I was on my way to the underground to catch a train ...
Interview with a Really Inconsiderate Person (RIP): Why Wednesday???
I know it is hard to believe but we at the Temple cannot answer every question. Sometimes we sit thinking why, why and why again. Human behaviour intrigues me and why people behave a certain way outside the norms of society sometimes astounds me. There are some things that are strange but we can somehow find ...
Braggables: Wow Thanks Heaps
Bragging at the Temple We're rather excited here at the Temple this week. We just got bragged about by the one and only Braggables. Braggables do a shout out to all the cool, new things that are going on. (Hmmm didn't think I was that cool and well, I'm a little older, but who am I to ...
What is the Temple Guru saying?????
Wadda? Temple Guru is silent. http://youtu.be/DwRO0j04Nsc Just what is the Temple Guru saying? Oh me, oh my. I made a big Temple mistake. The Temple Guru asked me to film a short show reel to send off for an audition and well.... I just got distracted by how incredibly handsome he is that I forgot to put the ...