Kanye West Missing in Compassion

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Kanye West Going Quickly South.

Kanye West rejected my calls at first until he realized that Kimmy and I are besties from way back.

So while he was in OZ Kimmy organised an interview at their  penthouse suite for he and I to have a quick chat.

Kimmy came and baby sat Bronzy here at the Temple for the afternoon (he looooves Aunty Kimmy) while I headed to the city to grill him about his favorite subject.  Himself.

Here is the transcript.

Tamzen Temple: So Kanye, it’s been rumored that you don’t have a brain.

KW:  What? Who’s said that?

Tamzen Temple: Well actually no one in particular, just murmurs I’ve heard. It’s been more a case of what you’ve said and done that is making the world wonder.

KW:  That’s not true. I have one and use it, my brain, to its fullest capacity.

Tamzen Temple: Yeah, I’m not convinced, you’ve said some pretty strange and random things of late and done some even dumber things.

KW: Like what

Tamzen Temple: Like… well there was the whole  incident you’ve done your best to ignore and I’ve gotta admit I can understand why as  it was agonizing watching you target those two at your concert that  were in wheelchairs.

KW:  Listen, my music lifts people to a higher level.  If only they believed fully they may have been cured and ….

Tamzen Temple: Cured?? What would one of them grow back the leg they are missing? Is that possible?

KW: The power of my mind is one that can will anything. Either way they should not have interrupted the flow like they did.  Everyone was having a great night until then.

Tamzen Temple: Thus my argument of the public wondering if you have a brain.

KW:  Like I said yes I do and I believe I use double the norm.   While others are only using 10 percent I Kanye am using 20 percent.

Tamzen Temple:  That’s actually a myth. Most or all of the brain is active so you may be right.  You Kanye may yourself only use 20 percent and not be using the part of your brain that uses common sense, compassion, modesty and consideration to others.

KW:  I consider others.  My girl Kimmy, I consider her to be one hot mama…

Tamzen Temple: Seriously…..??!!  What about this you said in a recent interview and I quote word for word, “I specifically ordered Persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh.” I mean is that the biggest problem you have ‘cause if it is you are out of touch.

KW:  Well it’s not like I wanted real angels. … Well there weren’t any available.

Tamzen Temple: And you seem to be a lot of people.

KW:  How you mean??

Tamzen Temple:  Well you have said such words as “ I’m like Steve Jobs, David Stern, the new Jim Morrison and Kurt Cobain…. “

KW: This is true, I am as great as all of them put together.

Tamzen Temple: Yeah see I’m the opposite, I like to think when I get massively famous I’d like to say, I am unlike anyone you have ever met rather than a comparison of many.

KW:  You wouldn’t understand about greatness Tamzen Temple as you are a minor, a mere speck in the league of famousness….

Tamzen Temple:  Oh Kanye we’ll pray for you.  Last question.  Is it true then that you are your favourite rapper and your one regret is that you will never see yourself perform?

KW:  I’ll admit I said this but it  was actually a private conversation I was having with  myself in the mirror and someone overheard.  That conversation, that quote was purely for me and myself.

Tamzen Temple:  Right.  Well thank you Kanye.

KW: A pleasure Tamzen Temple.  You may now kiss my Jesus ring.

Tamzen Temple:  Ahhh no thanks.  I’ll pray to him direct.


Kanye we send Temple vibes your way although I think they may not get through your posse and security team.

Please think of being a little humble as you sit on one of your gold plated toilet seats that cost over $800,000 while you watch the news (if you can take the footage of yourself off for a moment) and think about the hungry, the poor and those who may not be as perfect in your eyes.

In the end we are all born as the perfect creatures known as babies, naked and helpless and we all die.  We are all equal and as great as the real love and compassion we show.

Peace and Ommmm from the Temple.

PS.. Kim Kardashian, please call me.  I know your angry because of this whole interview but are you really gunna choose your man over your lifelong sister from another mister??  xx Mwah.

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George Clooney: The Final Chapter

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Dearest Tamzen Temple,

My one true love…

Sorry, I had to get that out before I begin.

I need your invaluable advice.  As you know, I have finally settled and am getting married at the end of the month to Amal.

Here’s my problem.

I am f*%## freaking out.  As the day draws closer I can’t help feel I’ve made the wrong decision.

I rushed into it purely because Brad and Ange announced they were getting married, I thought I would be left alone.

What will I do, how will I get out of this one with the world watching me?

Amal is the one (for now) I’m certain about that, but too commit to one person for the rest of my life, well that could mean I’m stuck with her for 20 odd years if I live over 70…

Twenty years…… or even more if I live to 85-90…. that’s like up to 40 odd or so.

How am I meant to spend the rest of my life with one person???? (Unless it was you, then I could understand)

Please help me before it’s too late.

Yours always, at any time, waiting…..with just one call I’ll be there……..

Xxxxx George



To George,

Enough already.  If I was closer I would clip you over the back of the head to knock some reality into it.

Man up. You’ve made a decision and although everyone may  get the jitters before embarking on matrimonial bliss they get over it or leave.

Make up your mind.  If you leave.  I’m sure you will continue to find beautiful women to share a few years here or there but a lifetime commitment to someone has its perks.

Take the Guru and me.  We’re happy, love one another and know that we could last a lifetime together or just another year or two.

That’s the thing, you don’t know fully if it’s going to work but you hope that the person by your side is most likely or should be your best friend, the most forgiving of all your bad and annoying habits.

Be thankful for this, embrace this and hop on the marriage train as if going on any other unknown adventure.

Here’s reasons why marriage is a great idea.

  • You have your best friend near every day.
  • You can look feral and they still kinda like you or may not notice at all.
  • You age together and don’t really notice as you have aged together.
  • They will put up with your annoying habits because you put up with theirs and it’s those familiar things that keep us certain.
  • Life is made of memories and moments from these.  Imagine decades of memories to share, then imagine sharing them with the one you love.
  • It’s harder to run away when you are married, there’s all the paperwork and it can drag out forever, so if you wait it out things could turn out sweet and you’ve saved yourself the trouble.
  • You will have someone think to think of everyday, be it at the supermarket buying their favourite snack, picking up their washing or last thing before you fall asleep.
  • You will have someone think of you every day. Be it at the supermarket buying your favourite snack, picking up your washing or last thing before they fall asleep.
  • And your heart will be full of love if you allow it to be.

Hmmm actually it makes me wonder why Micko the Temple Guru is yet to ask me to marry him.  What are you waiting for Micko??? Are you still hung up on Miranda?

Well, marriage may not be for everyone, but you asked her and you love her so just brave up, front up on the day and love her forever.

Now, George stop hassling me, I have to check with Micko why you are getting married before me.

I mean I’m a catch right???  I might be a bad cook, have terrible fashion sense, have bad hair and be totally uncoordinated and clumsy but I’m a catch right???

George, stop contacting me.

Yours never

Tamzen Temple.


It all started with the interview with George HERE

Then it continued with George apologizing HERE

Hopefully this will be the last chapter and George has ten children and grows old gracefully with his beautiful bride to be Amal.

What do you think about marriage.  Should George do it??

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Peace and Ommm from the Temple xx Tam


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Episode 1 of The Temple is out now. Award winning performances

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Welcome to Episode 1 at the Temple Youtube channel.

At Tamzen Temple we will bring you episodes of our real lives at random. Nothing is scripted, we just roll with it.

The first episode of the Temple has not gone to plan.

Things are unorganized and the demands from others have pushed the Temple Queen Tamzen to the limit.

The Temple Guru, Micko has had enough.

Future episodes are to come and we will also be bringing you other content from ‘how to’ and the adventures of Mick and Madge plus more.

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