Dogs Detained in LA: Depp Devastated
Johnny Depp’s dogs Pistol and Boo have been detained on entering the US for smuggling marijuana into the country.
Earlier this week Depp flew into Australia to film Pirates of the Caribbean when it was discovered he had illegally smuggled his pooches Pistol and Boo into the country on a private jet, not following Australian Quarantine Laws.
Now it appears it’s the dogs that are breaching the law. Authorities in the States noticed that Pistol appeared agitated and pulled both dogs into an interview room to investigate why.
The bust occurred after the K9s refused to answer questions on the declaration form on if they were carrying any plant or animal substance. A routine swab showed traces of the drug on their fur and an x-ray revealed they had each swallowed a condom filled with the green weed.
Pistol and Boo later confessed that they had the drugs hidden internally but were forced out of Australia before they could pass them.
“Depp is not happy with us. We had a job to do aside from being adorable and now we have f&*$ up big time. Let me make this clear though,” Pistol stated, “Boo was forced into this by me and should not face any prosecution .”
Depp stays in Australia, supposedly straight due to his supplies drying up, however he is believed to have made a detour to Byron Bay to speak to agents there in regard to organic produce.
Custom officials have refused to comment
Tamzen Temple Reporter Extrodianire/ Bad Spella
Phew…. We got onto this one quick. We are now looking into other rogue pets who are breaking the law.
It appears that celebrities and stars have become rather mundane and are relying on their pets to create a scandal to distract from their boring ways.
Now Johnny Depp and I go way back to the days of Jump Street. If you look closely you’ll see my hand passing him a coffee in an office scene. I turned him down as I had seen a psychic earlier in that same week tell me I would be hit up for a date by two influential handsome guys and to pick the second one who would share a similar spiritual ethic to myself. So I said no to Johnny and BAM! Tom Cruise asked me out… yep… Scientology and all ended what could have been between Cruisy and I but JD and I stayed in touch.
I want to say to you Mr Depp as lifelong friends, don’t bring your pooches into our fair country for fear of infecting Oz’s produce and animals.
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