9 & 1/2 Shades of Grey: FSOG

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9 1/2 Weeks of FSOG

I tried to stay away from the hype but Fifty Shades of Grey just kept ringing me and texting me and  sending me emails… blah blah….

I just wasn’t interested in getting involved as I was getting rather tired of the same churned out stories of “this movie should be banned”  to “the book saved my marriage.”

So I buckled…. (Did they use buckles in the movie because I haven’t seen it?)

Here is the exclusive interview with the movie itself..  Fifty Shades of Grey. (FSOG)

Tamzen Temple: Welcome you skanky movie. Why all the fuss?

FSOG:  I know I know… well apparently if you aren’t one of the millions that have read the book and you see the movie you won’t understand that he is a complete idiot because of  the back-story of his mother etc, etc etc….. I’m a great example of a dominant and violent relationship and this is irking some people.

Tamzen Temple:  I’ve got  to be honest, I haven’t read you and probably have no intention of seeing you on the big screen.

FSOG: You what?  You sit here and are judging me without getting to know me at all??

Tamzen Temple: Listen and just calm down…you called me remember.  I’m lucky to read the paper let alone a book, I haven’t seen a movie since the one George Clooney made about me.. A Tam Before Time… and that had a few graphic love scenes in it also… Anywho…. I’m not judging you at all or your intelligence, just as I wouldn’t judge those who see you.  I’m just finding there are so many justifying why they saw it.. Many say they are going to watch you to make an informed decision..

FSOG: Yes and many have read the book to also ensure their views are informed !  If  you know what I mean.  Research.. …Millions are doing research…

Tamzen Temple:  What do you think of your story?  Do you think you promote violence in women through the dominance and controlling behavior from Christian to Ana?

FSOG:  Seriously!  This is a fake story. Fiction but I’m not going to hide the fact that this goes on in real life either.  Some women may be trapped in relationships as this, and maybe some men may be dominated and mentally abused in the same way.

Maybe some people  may see me as a way to spice up their relationships and maybe there might be a few that see similarities in their relationships and take in all the media to identify that they are living in an abusive one.

Tamzen Temple: It has been the most talked about movie for a while I must say.  Sex sells and the media and all it’s coverage has only made more curious.

FSOG: Let me ask you this TT.. Have you seen A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club?  How many times have you watch The Godfather?  Don’t you think Bad Boy Bubby was the most disturbing film ever..?  How about poor Norman Bates with mummy issues in Psycho.  All of them show men being abused, disturbed and manipulated.  The Stepford Wives…..or the TV series Big Love glorifying polygamy.   There are plenty of bad , wrong or inappropriate movies and shows out there that show disgusting, demeaning behavior…   The Exorist…

Tamzen Temple:  Oh yeah, I still feel for Linda Blair being allowed to act in that at such a young age but we know that that one is a horror.  It’s not mainstream to what could happen or what is acceptable behavior.

FSOG:  Well then tell me, do you make love to the Guru or have sex?  Do you practice fantasies, hire hookers, or wear sexy things to get him going, eat oysters, have a glass or red prior?  Do you go to a motel to spice it up a bit? Have you ever had sex in a public place or picked up a random in a nightclub and had a quickie in the stairwell, tell your partner what you want and demand it?  Did you love the added danger?  Did you regret it?

Tamzen Temple: I don’t feel the need to share any of that with you.  That’s not what this is about.  I’m just asking if you feel the need for the outrage that has come from your release?  DO you believe that you have disguised domestic violence in raunchy sex despite the victim being vulnerable?

FSOG:  Well maybe a little but sex sells and has obviously sold with the millions of books  already proving this.  I myself wouldn’t want to sit in a theater full of people watching me.. I’m basically mid porn and would rather do that in the comfort of my own home.   I find other facets of life more disturbing.

Tamzen Temple: What facets of life are these?

FSOG:  That many young men think women are hairless and shaped like Barbies naturally because of all the porn they watch and that young children go un-monitored by their parents as they play warfare games blowing off people’s heads, stabbing them with full graphic details.  I find online bullying of teens a problem.  You see there is so much more wrong with the world than a movie with an MA+ classification.

Tamzen Temple: Yes there is but the rating is low for what I have heard you contain.  15 year olds are quiet impressionable.  Many haven’t even ventured down the sex road yet and seeing this prior to their first sexual experience will either scare the crap out of them if bondage is expected or if they are excited by it, well God help their first victim.

FSOG:  Well let’s hope their parents use it to talk…. I actually got a call from my counterpart from way back  9 1/2 weeks.  She gave me some good advice.

Tamzen Temple:  OMG that brings back memories… Wasn’t there a fridge, a hat and food involved??  Anywho, what advice did she give you?

FSOG: Basically she said I will be forgotten about after the DVD and that there will be another in the future that will make me look mild… She also said not to insult the viewer’s intelligence and take away their choice of watching it.  Hopefully any young women will have the grounding and security in themselves to know this is not the norm…

I called for an interval and decided to leave bored by it all..

Oh we pray that the hype and attention will be washed away with a super-sized coke, large popcorn and a choctop.

Peace and OMG just forget about it already from the Temple.

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  • Robyn
    February 15, 2015

    Now, you see, if you were on the same platform I’d reblog! LMAO – best I’ve read today and I hope all the people involved in the conversation with me come and visit! Definitely making sure they are aware!

    • Tamzen Temple
      February 15, 2015

      Why thanks…And I must say wow!! I read yours and it shows how much I missed, your indepth look into it is amazing. You know your stuff… So for my lovely Temple Tribe I have linked your page at the bottom of my post. Go check it out.

  • Natalie @ Our Parallel Connection
    February 15, 2015

    Once again I’m not sure how you get such information out of your clients. I saw this last night… it was OK. I didn’t feel the relationship between them.. yes he is hot and has his own helicopter, but not sure I’d be jumping his way.

    • Tamzen Temple
      February 15, 2015

      I do have many contacts on high places with helicopters … I wondered about that ( their relationship) there for me didn’t seem much chemistry in the ads. Oh yawn…

  • Mumabulous
    February 16, 2015

    I may have been interested in this movie if it featured the thrusting essence of masculinity that is Michael Fassbender. The guy they hired is a bland Ken doll IMNSHO opinion. Meanwhile whilst the central thematic is f&*ked up most people can distinguish that the whole thing is fantasy, I mean I love the TV series Vikings but I am not inspired to go out plundering and raping. Ditto Game of Thrones.

    • Tamzen Temple
      February 16, 2015

      Oh Vikings…(heard it is awesome) haven’t seen but know of Hagar the Horrible… I have however always wanted to be a witch like Samantha on Bewitched…. That damn Darren never let her use her powers to cook or do the housework.. Where was the uproar there?? Thanks for visiting the Temple xx

  • Pinky Poinker
    February 22, 2015

    You hit the nail on the head Tamzen with naming all those other violent movies. And I love the fact that there are millions only reading it or watching the movie for “research”. A very entertaining read 🙂

    • Tamzen Temple
      February 22, 2015

      It’s all forgotten about already hey.. Old news.. Too many are too sensitive on this whole topic when there are real problems in the world.. One of them being Dakota’s lip biting and her Dad’s white suits in Miami Vice… Horrific!

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