Beyonce To Rock The Temple

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Rhythms with Beyonce

In the latest groundbreaking news, Tamzen Temple is engaged.

Witnesses said Ms Temple was spotted with long time partner Micko the Temple Guru at a Melbourne Club partying all night on the dance floor in an obvious celebration.

After being harassed by paparazzi, when Ms Temple and the Guru jumped on the bar to perform their unique dance; the Temple Tango, they were removed by security in a peaceful, ‘nice’ way.

They both then tangoed out of the club willingly without any trouble.  It was only after a pushy paparazzi shoved a camera in the face of Micko the Guru that Ms Temple began ranting to leave her ‘Beyonce’ alone.

No one could make sense of her rants until she said he was ‘bootylishious’, officially off the market and that they were happily engaged.

The two have had a long history together that has involved hurdles to their love with  George Clooney, who was infatuated by Ms Temple and Micko the Guru’s obvious obsession with Miranda Kerr.

On contacting the couple, Micko the Guru confirmed “Yes I did ask Tamzen to marry me, I felt after twelve years of knowing her and the unbelievable bacon and eggs she guaranteed every Sunday for the rest of my life, it was time.”

The two are parents to Lebron and wanted to seal the deal and Micko did so by giving Ms Temple a rock out of the garden.  “She’s not into bling and didn’t ever want a big rock on her finger so I thought this was symbolic in that it is solid  and grey…Sort of like me… I can honestly say that she is the one for now and for the moment.”

He explained that although the tattoo he once wore of  Miranda on his arm has been lasered off, his love for Ms Kerr could never be erased.  “Only Miranda could change things and tear us apart and Tamzen would understand if this should ever happen.”

Ms Temple laughed at his statement with a slight psychotic fury in her eyes and said she had ‘warned Miranda’  and that the rock was exactly what she wanted.  The engagement rock now sits in the newly engaged couple’s back garden.

No date has been set for the wedding.  Ms Temple says “we were thinking of  a cross between Will and Kate and Geoffrey and Brynne’s, or Geoffrey and Gabby’s nuptials,  but after realising we are middle class and not royalty or cashed up celebrities with no taste, have decided we will  keep it simple.  Either a quick exchange of vows at the registry office or everyone can bring a plate to a backyard barbie.

Article by Kim Groman

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  • Joanne Sisco
    January 1, 2015

    Congratulations! It sounds like it will be a very interesting celebration 🙂

    • Tamzen Temple
      January 2, 2015

      Thanks Joanne. It will be hard to keep the paparazzi away from such a big backyard event….

  • Sue Coletta
    January 1, 2015

    CONGRATULATIONS! Here’s wishing you a lifetime of marital bliss. And if you can accomplish that than you’ll be the first. LOL I’m just kidding. I wouldn’t trade my “Beyonce” for anything. Personally, I would have opted for the bling, but that rock will bring you many years of happy memories.

    All the best, Sue

    • Tamzen Temple
      January 2, 2015

      Thanks Sue… Yes the rock cannot be exchanged or fought over in the event of a break up.. And this will never happen unless that dam Miranda……

  • Sarah @ Sarah's Heart Writes
    January 2, 2015

    CONGRATULATIONS!! Love the idea of a rock that is solid and grey – what a beautiful symbol. Love that you got extricated (in a nice way) from a Melbourne Club – simply the best way to celebrate!! Many, many happy years together xx

    • Tamzen Temple
      January 3, 2015

      Thanks Sarah. Yes “nice” is our motto and the message we want to infect the world with. Still thinking of something symbolic that i can give him… maybe an obnoxious weed to plant next to the rock to show our love will not die??

  • Em
    August 19, 2015

    The ring is LUSH! Congrats my pretty x

    • Tamzen Temple
      August 20, 2015

      Thanks. Years of stalking and diverting Miranda’s calls have paid off…. Xxoo

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