The Theory of Nice.

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Nice, Niceties and Notorious Nice:  A generic word often used to describe an average situation, person or place in life.  Nice is not amazing nor is it terrible. It is a base line which we all walk on.  It is also used when all other positive or negative words fail to describe a person, event, place. ...

Supermodel of the Mundane: Tamzen

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The Temple: Fashion Supermodel There is only one model that captures the essence of gingham. Only the original supermodel Tamzen Temple can wear such a crap fabric and turn it half good. G. Armani 2015  As many of you know I was a former supermodel and that after the pumpkin shoot my modelling career came to an end. Well exciting ...

Where is Tamzen’s Temple?

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The Temple Location Just hold on everyone. Every day I receive emails from my lovely readers asking me the following. Tamzen Temple, where is the Temple? Tamzen Temple, why can’t we find you in the Yellow Pages or on Google Maps?  We really want to visit the Temple. Tamzen Temple can we donate 5 billion dollars to the Temple? Let me ...

The Temple Tribe: Join Us Today.

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Have you joined the Temple Tribe? If you are reading this, you are nearly there but we want you to join so you don't miss out on the Temple Times. Once a month or two or three.... the team at the Temple send out our newsletter and we're a little worried as we are self hosted that ...

Kim Kardashian asks Tamzen Temple: “Does my butt look big in this?”

I answered “Of course it does, you have a big butt, that’s part of who you are, embrace it.” “True, true she replied.” “How about our new look here at the Temple?” I asked her back. “Oh I hadn’t even noticed.”  She answered. (Selfish b#$@:  Oh forgive me Temple for saying that) She is seriously so wrapped up in ...

Interview with Thyself: The Coolest Person I Know

TZ : Hey Tamzen, you’re looking fabulous. Tamzen: Why thanks, I washed my hair. TZ:  Oh is that a big deal? Tamzen:  Hell yeah!  Don’t you know after having a child that you may not even get to brush your teeth until Wednesday. TZ:  Shhh, you’re scaring all the would be mothers. Tamzen:  You know what?   I don’t care.  Seriously ...

All About Me: Tamzen Temple

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Welcome to the Temple, I was born in the US in an incredible story that began a trail of misfortune.  A nurse intern, who was more focused on the hot doctor than filling out forms correctly, put the wrong tag on my ankle and I was sent home or at least on the road in a ...