The Baby Myth: Pre-Parenthood.

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The Baby Myth Exposed Prior to the discovering the baby myth I was living happily with Micko the Temple Guru with no responsibility, an abundance of cash and slept in lazily every Sunday. I thought I should share a revelation to parenthood. Expose the truth of what parenthood really involves and why the F#$% anyone who thought ...

Looks Matter: So Stop Looking

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Appearance is everything...... The story of the girl I saw with the pink and blue hair...  a green tartan skirt with holey black stockings.   Purple shirt with a red vest.  Absolutely owning her look.  Big false lashes and a baby doll face.  Bright red lips and a hole in her ear as big as a ...

The Theory of Nice.

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Nice, Niceties and Notorious Nice:  A generic word often used to describe an average situation, person or place in life.  Nice is not amazing nor is it terrible. It is a base line which we all walk on.  It is also used when all other positive or negative words fail to describe a person, event, place. ...

Seventy and Live Music at the Temple

Live at the Temple: Seventy Music makes your heart sing and recent studies have found that singing will improve your brainpower by feeding the happiness section with seventy molecular bio beans proven by Einstein to make you smile. They also discovered whilst eating doughnuts during the study that and awesome music will help you loose weight by making ...

A Super Sponsored Post

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A Super Reminder of Awesomeness Super news... I attended the Warner Bros Christmas party in Melbourne. This is me and some super, random crazed obsessed fan who recognised me there and wanted  a pic taken with me with a super funky Warner Bros backdrop. I walked in as me, my awesome self, Tamzen Temple... and walked out called ...