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So I got to thinking how absolutely funny I am.  Sometimes I sit writing my posts and I laugh and laugh and laugh and the Guru says, “what’s funny?”

And I answer…. “I am.”

He rolls his eyes and goes back to kitchen to bake me cookies……

This guy Jack I work with says that without modesty I will never be successful but I’ve done the whole modest thingy and best I come clean and admit that I am freaking funny…. If only to myself that is.

But then I got chatting to my friend Ronnie Peace and we looked up funny blogs and neither of us appeared on top or on the next 40 pages.  This was alarming to us both because we know we are hilarious.. Maybe I should look up hilarious blogs and I would be number one.

Maybe he should look up strange, odd funny blogs and he would be number one also…

So I am writing this specifically to use the tag ‘funny blogs’.

I have a funny blogs.  (I say funny blogs rather than funny blog because if anyone is searching for a funny blog they will include an s to widen their search)

I have a satire blogs.  (again an s)  See if I include these words in the main text and in the heading and  tags I should come up higher in the search.

Funny blogs.

OK that was just an extra one thrown in to get the words funny blog onto at least the first page.

Now stop for a moment because if you have a list this is also handy for SEO

A list of facts surrounding funny blogs on the web

  1. Tamzen Temple has a funny blog.
  2. I know of a funny blog and it can be found at http://tamzentemple.com.au
  3. Of all the funny blogs I have seen Tamzen Temple’s is the funniest.
  4. Funny blogs alongside pancakes can assist in curing sadness.
  5. George Clooney thinks Tamzen Temple has a funny blogs.

Now there are other funny blogs but in the world where mummy blogs, food blogs, current affair satire blogs or fitness blogs: funny blogs like mine can get lost and not fully appreciated by people who love funny blogs.

You can sometimes use the tag or key word to often and that can work against you but I’ll take a risk on this page, my funny blogs.

Now I can be serious on my funny blogs but I aim to make you smile a little and get away from the serious.

My whole line is ‘writer of the ridiculous to highlight the ridiculous.’

I do this to take a serious subject and expose it for being just silly.  Like for example when Paul McCartney was unknown to Kanye’s fans.

That’s just silly.

Or

The blogger Belle faking her illness.  That is beyond ridiculous and I don’t make light of what she done but  highlight the ridiculous that the media didn’t do the research earlier.

So I do have a funny blogs…

Here’s the headline… Tamzen Temple is the funniest blogs.  (had to get the actual blog name in…) I also am extremely hilarious on my Instagram page..

Whew.  So if you know someone who is looking for a funny blogs direct them my way.

Oh and then I can profit from the billions of views that all the other non funny but informative blogs make and update it and make it look as awesome as it is funny.

Don’t you want me.. my funny blogs to look pretty?

Funny blogs.

Oops sorry…..

The end.

xoxoxo from the funny blogger Tamzen Temple

Definition of funny bloggers can be found in the Temple Dictionary.

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30 Comments
  • Cheryl @blissandmayhem
    July 23, 2015

    Love it. And you are Funny! oxox

  • Ronnie Peace
    July 23, 2015

    Very funnys. Funnies.
    LOL. LMFAO. My arse literally fell off. Thanks a lot.

    I yahoo’d ‘weird, obnoxious, try-hard, illiterate baboon’ and I turned up there (obviously).

    Funny blogs.

    • Tamzen Temple
      July 23, 2015

      Oh no. Oh dammit… is there a yahoo plus for me to add to, to get me on their front page.
      funny blogs. funny blogs.. did i say funny blogs.??

  • Sarah @ Sarah's Heart Writes
    July 23, 2015

    This is hilarious – and yes, you are the funniest blogs EVER!!

  • Trudie Bristow
    July 23, 2015

    You seriously crack me up, I love the purpose and single mindedness of this post. If you don’t appear in the top of “funny blogs” searches now it’s a bloody outrage.

    • Tamzen Temple
      July 23, 2015

      It will be a fault to Google’s system and question the whole seo thingy… Xxoo

  • Sheryl
    July 23, 2015

    Reading your blog for the very first time I agree with the others. You are a funny blogger and as a funny blogger you should zoom straight to the top, where ever that is. Maybe there’s a funny blogger heaven? There I go again I’m heading for the clouds. If I see any funny bloggers up here I’ll let you know!
    I have that affliction as well. Being hilarious. My husband and I quote says quite often,”If you don’t believe it just ask her”. He’s my biggest fan. Well…I’m my biggest fan but I’ll shut up for now. See what you started!
    Have a grand time for life is a lark I say.

  • Paulitta
    July 24, 2015

    funny blogs. hilarious blogs. blogs blogs.

    oh, did we say funny blogs?

    • Tamzen Temple
      July 24, 2015

      Sorry I misheard. Did you say funny blogs?? Just checking. 🙂

  • Pinky Poinker
    July 24, 2015

    You are very funny and satirical Tamzen. So is Ronnie. I’m glad I discovered the both of you. I’m not on the funny page either. Or any other page come to think of it 😉

    • Tamzen Temple
      July 24, 2015

      Oh you’re on the right page… Pinky’s page and that comes under awesomely honest blogs. xx

    • Ronnie Peace
      August 24, 2015

      Why thank ya, m’lady!
      It’s just as well, as the funny page is covered in farts and monkeys. However, I could talk to the Queen at the Temple to see if we can shift a fart or monkey out of the way to make a spot for you if that appeals?

      • Tamzen Temple
        August 24, 2015

        Hey would someone please go type funny blogs into Google and give me an update on where I am??? Did it work?? I can’t as I type it in 20 times a day and afraid Google giving me false results….

        • Ronnie Peace
          August 24, 2015

          Today you are 3 down on the 2nd page of 106,000,000 results.
          Funny blogs
          Funny blogs
          Funny blogs
          There, that should just about crack front page

  • Tamzen Temple
    July 26, 2015

    You truly have a funny blogs Tamzen Temple. I cannot believe you are not up there in the ranking. I wonder why Google doesn’t see just how good you would look at least on the first page. You probably get ignored because you aren’t a common blog, like a mummy blog, health blog, news blog, fashion blog or other. You really must be having an identity crisis not being typecast like all the rest but know this: It is better to be a bit different than a different version of the same. Well done to you for not being generic or the same as others. Now if only you would do something with your hair the world would be a neater place.
    Once again I love your funny blogs and think you are freaking cool.
    Tamzen Temple

    • Tamzen Temple
      July 26, 2015

      Awww you are too kind Tamzen Temple. We don’t ever worry too much.. Having no one find us as much as other blogs means we can write totally ridiculous things knowing only our amazing few thousand can view and that makes us more exclusive than neglected. See there is always a positive.
      Thanks for visiting and you sound like a really cool person also.. Can’t believe we have the same name..
      Is this me?
      xoxo
      Tamzen Temple.

  • Emily
    July 28, 2015

    Well, I am laughing so you must be a little bit amusing!! Also I am really liking the tactic here.. I am thinking I will need to do a post tomorrow titled ‘fashion blogs’ 😉

    x

    http://shedoes.com.au

    • Tamzen Temple
      July 29, 2015

      Yes do.. but not before you search funny blogs 200 times and click on the fifth page when you find mine…… Thanks for visiting the Temple… the funniest blogs ever.

  • Bec
    July 31, 2015

    I heard that if you write funny stories about crocodiles you become ever so famous. Or is that just silly talk?
    Oh, and what’s this Ronnie blog I wonder, are there crocodiles?
    Should I go find out?

    • Tamzen Temple
      July 31, 2015

      Oh you torment me Bec… I’ve got crocodiles and a story in mind now… Ronnie could possibly have crocodiles… Go find out but not before searching for funny blogs , finding mine on page 3 (moving up in the world from page 40) and click on it again. Crocodiles….. Xxxooo

      • Ronnie Peace
        August 24, 2015

        No crocodiles, just a croc of shit (as reviewed by Time Magazine. Allegedly).
        Fame would consume me, so I should probably steer clear of writing about my many adventures with crocodiles.
        Though, I’ve never been one to heed my own warnings (and I have the attention span of an Aussie Cricketer) so I may just do what I said I wouldn’t.

        Tamzen, since you posted this article my apologies but I missed your interview with Oprah Winfrey, though I heard it was unbelievable. Congrats on the fame!

        • Tamzen Temple
          August 24, 2015

          Thanks.. Coincidental she is suddenly coming to oz??? To see me!!

  • Fluffy
    August 2, 2015

    Modesty is over-rated… just ask Robert Downey Jr. (OK if you don’t follow that handsome beast then you won’t have seen his modesty post… nom nom nom and so true.) (Also, now Robert Downey Jr’s name has appeared in funny blogs…) (I’m like that)

    • Tamzen Temple
      August 2, 2015

      Hmmmm maybe I should edit and mention him….. Heading over now to search and read his post. Thanks you awesome one.

  • Bec
    August 5, 2015

    Do you know you have a Cornish name? Back in the olden days when I grew up (in Cornwall) we were taught about the legends of Cornwall, I’ll put in a link for you in a moment BUT IM STILL TALKING! The river Tamar is very special and important to the Cornish as it all but cuts us off from England, which we like! Anyhow, when I was a kid, Tamara was more likely to be pronounced TAMerra, until, that’s is, it became Anglicised to TamARRa. Heres the link
    http://www.mazedtales.org/content/stories/legend-tamara-0

    • Tamzen Temple
      August 5, 2015

      I have heard the legend. Apparently 2 men were madly in love with me.. Or I mean Tamar and like Micko the Guru and George Clooney they fought for my affection….. Thanks for the link as I can’t remember the full story. 🙂

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