George Clooney Apologises To Tamzen Temple

 

If you’ve read my interview with George in Close Encounters, you will know the passion he felt for me just wasn’t going to disappear overnight.  I’m so happy to hear he’s moved on with the news of his recent engagement and thought I’d share with you the letter I received prior to the media discovering his engagement.

Dearest Tamzen

I’m sorry.  The way I behaved after the breakup, especially at the interview, was wrong.

I realise now that you’re not coming back to me.  I’ve decided to move on after endless, meaningless relationships and get engaged to someone.  I wanted you to know before anyone else and tell you that she will never compare to you.

 Amal is intelligent, beautiful and makes me laugh, but she will never be you.  I just wanted you to know, whether I’m engaged or married, I am only a moment away if you ever change your mind.  I’ll drop her like a hot potato if you call and be there in an instant to spend the rest of my charming life with you.

I’ve spoken to Rupes, he is happy to take you back on board giving you access to any stars you want for your online magazine.  Brad and Ang, my great friends were hoping we’d be the awesome foursome again but sometimes it’s about timing and besides, with their 20 odd children it was getting a bit crowded there for me.

Send my sincerest apologies to Micko for the endless prank calls I made to him pretending to be your doctor informing him of a variety of STDs you have from your promiscuous affairs, to the skanky old aged hookers I sent to your door telling you he hired them.  I did it to try to tear you two apart but now realise it will never happen.

Love always

Yours forever

Xo George. 

 

To see the interview that sparked the incident click here

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5 Comments
  • Sammy D.
    May 4, 2014

    * snort

  • Little Miss Menopause
    May 4, 2014

    Hilarious that you’d even think to do this concept but the way you implemented it…. Perfect!

    • Tamzen Temple
      May 4, 2014

      I don’t know what you mean, ‘this concept’ it’s all true. Really truly!! I think it is, ummm maybe not, maybe I dreamt it last night. I just can’t tell now the real from the imaginary world I’m in at the Temple. Xx Ommmm

  • Pep
    May 7, 2014

    Know what you mean. I had the same issues with a celebrity who shall remain nameless otherwise he would throw me to the bottom of the Pitt. I am very Jolie with my man now and l am sure that my ex-stalkers pining for me has helped him be a better man…since he wasn’t good enough for me, l am sure he has worked on himself for his future prospects. But, alls well that ends well.

    • Tamzen Temple
      May 8, 2014

      Oh dear me Pep. I hope all has worked out for you and that you have found an incredibly handsome, lovely partner like I have in Micko. The most important thing to do follow the Temple mantra. “Learn from your mistakes and use them and any other crap that has happened as compost to make the future grow.” I hope yours in flourishing. xx and Ommm from the Temple.

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