Johnny Depp’s Dogs Detained

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Dogs Detained in LA: Depp Devastated

Johnny Depp’s dogs Pistol and Boo have been detained on entering the US for smuggling marijuana into the country.

Earlier this  week Depp flew into Australia to film Pirates of the Caribbean when it was discovered he had illegally smuggled his pooches Pistol and Boo into the country on a private jet, not following Australian Quarantine Laws.

Now it appears it’s the dogs that are breaching the law.   Authorities in the States noticed that Pistol appeared agitated and pulled both dogs into an interview room to investigate why.

The bust occurred after the K9s refused to answer questions on the declaration form on if they were carrying any plant or animal substance.  A routine swab showed traces of the drug on their fur and an x-ray revealed they had each swallowed a condom filled with the green weed.
Pistol and Boo later confessed  that they had the drugs hidden internally but were forced out of Australia before they could pass them.
“Depp is not happy with us.  We had a job to do aside from being adorable and now we have f&*$ up big time.  Let me make this clear though,”  Pistol stated, “Boo was forced into this by me and should not face any prosecution .”
Depp stays in Australia, supposedly straight due  to his supplies drying up,  however he is believed to have made a detour to Byron Bay to speak to agents there in regard to organic produce.

Custom officials have refused to comment

Tamzen Temple Reporter Extrodianire/ Bad Spella

Phew…. We got onto this one quick.  We are now looking into other rogue pets who are breaking the law.

It appears that celebrities and stars have become rather mundane and are relying on their pets to create a scandal to distract from their boring ways.
Now Johnny Depp and I go way back to the days of Jump Street.  If you look closely you’ll see my hand passing him a coffee in an office scene.  I turned him down as I had seen a psychic earlier in that same week tell me I would be hit up for a date by two influential handsome guys and to pick the second one who would share a similar spiritual ethic to myself.   So I said no to Johnny and BAM! Tom Cruise asked me out…  yep… Scientology and all ended what could have been between Cruisy and I but JD and I stayed in touch.

I want to say to you Mr Depp as lifelong friends, don’t bring your pooches into our fair country for fear of infecting Oz’s produce and animals.

Do you have a troublesome pet?  Oh do tell me.. Or if you are friends with a star who does something interesting or controversial scroll, scroll down and do tell me about it pleeeeaasee.

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  • Mackenzie Glanville (
    May 17, 2015

    Those naughty dogs, lol

  • Sam
    May 18, 2015

    Crazy Pooches!

  • Natalie @ Our Parallel Connection
    May 18, 2015

    shoot the dogs I say… oops Im not allowed to say that… bloody celebrities and their demands

    • Tamzen Temple
      May 18, 2015

      Oh no we can’t shoot the pooches.. That Johnny should be fined however… I have heard they are back home safe in his mansion wearing a tracking bracelet under parole…. 🙂

  • Pinky Poinker
    May 21, 2015

    One of those dogs looked suspiciously like a meerkat. I think JD may be smuggling native animals and disguising them as Yorkshire Terriers. Just sayin’.

  • Susan
    May 21, 2015

    A great laugh

  • Fluffy
    May 23, 2015

    A cautionary tale for other dogs. Get your shots and your paperwork in order – never leave it to your celebrity owner.

    • Tamzen Temple
      May 23, 2015

      Too true Fluffy… Or carry a doggy bag owned by another. You just can’t trust any man or their BF these days.

  • Amy @ HandbagMafia
    May 23, 2015

    I have to say- what a storm in a teacup! Poor pooches!

  • Zoe | A Quirky Bird
    May 29, 2015

    So funny, crazy dogs and celebrity demands. Zoe xx

    • Tamzen Temple
      May 29, 2015

      The whole situation crazy…. I will never behave like Johnny and try and smuggle my dogs or elephant into any country when I become famous..

  • Gael - The Vinyl Edition
    May 30, 2015

    Psychic or no psychic, there is no way I would have ever said no to Johnny Depp back in the 21 Jump Street Days. No way in the world!

    • Tamzen Temple
      May 30, 2015

      Oh yes true… I should have listened to the moon instead… Tom never jumped on the couch for me… But it’s all fate. I would never had ended up with the super-handsome Temple Guru… Big sigh… Such a spunk… Xx

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