Don’t Call Me C*&% or B%$#

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Female Fatal Hello, my name is Tamzen Temple and I’m female and I don’t have anything exciting to share. I am in a relationship with Micko the big spunk and we’re currently living happily ever after on a small budget.... Whew!! So glad I got all my shady past out there. Judge me and unite. What you say. I’m ...

My Best Fake Memory

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I love a best fake memory.... Life is made up of memories... Nothing else. Relationships are formed through the creation of memories and then we reminisce with one another when together.  You meet someone you vaguely remember and possibly never met but say something like..."Your mum and my dad used to work together when we were five and we ...

A Cardboard Crown for a Queen

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Cardboard Crown & Tiaras. You may have spotted me over time wearing my Cardboard Crown...  or an emoji one on my Insta account but you may not know the meaning.. I've never been a princessy type person but when I began a couple of years ago one of the most important statements I made is that all women ...

Interview with Sir God.

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Oh My Freaking God. I have noticed a trend that is like a grimy stain that can't seem to be removed with Napisan or Preen Degreaser nor can it be recognised by some even with a telescopic telescope while wearing bifocal binoculars.. The disgusting, festering Facebook feed that appears as: Write BLESS, AMEN or LIKE or SHARE to ...

The Theory of Nice.

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Nice, Niceties and Notorious Nice:  A generic word often used to describe an average situation, person or place in life.  Nice is not amazing nor is it terrible. It is a base line which we all walk on.  It is also used when all other positive or negative words fail to describe a person, event, place. ...

Seventy and Live Music at the Temple

Live at the Temple: Seventy Music makes your heart sing and recent studies have found that singing will improve your brainpower by feeding the happiness section with seventy molecular bio beans proven by Einstein to make you smile. They also discovered whilst eating doughnuts during the study that and awesome music will help you loose weight by making ...

A Super Sponsored Post

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A Super Reminder of Awesomeness Super news... I attended the Warner Bros Christmas party in Melbourne. This is me and some super, random crazed obsessed fan who recognised me there and wanted  a pic taken with me with a super funky Warner Bros backdrop. I walked in as me, my awesome self, Tamzen Temple... and walked out called ...