The Temple Non-Wife Watched Late Night TV!!
I stayed up late the other night, a few weeks back.
It was the first time in about three years since Bronzy, my son entered our world that the Temple Guru and I stayed up until one in the morning to watch one of those murder shows and how vital it is to solve them within 48 hours. It was about a guy who was from a wealthy respected family that lived in a small town. He was the obvious suspect to the disappearance of his wife.
I like to keep informed as the previous week saw Micko buy cable ties and I found some large black plastic sheeting in the shed. The same week I had been particularly horrible to him…
He had a reasonable excuse of; “You never know when you need cable ties and the black plastic is always handy to cover things the rain…”
I found cable ties suddenly appearing around things such as excess power cords, securing the hose along the fence and keeping plants firm to gardening stakes. Whew.. my fears of being removed from the premises were over..
Back to the late night TV, there were also the bizarre ads I missed over early nights or random naps around the schedule of a child.
Oh my Goodness and I say that fully instead of OMG because things have changed a little on late night TV since I last watched.
Sure there was the late night infomercials of stoneware pans and physic hotlines but there was also lots of ads about lonely girls waiting for ME too call. I say ME because they specifically said, we’re here waiting for YOU to call, so they must have been talking to ME….
I thought it strange that they would choose to be there on TV on a Saturday night with gorgeous lingerie on and not at a club until I remembered they probably weren’t real but some grandma at home trying to earn an extra buck. I pondered who would be sucked into this obvious scam…
Then there was the catchiest tune I found myself singing to as I watched another ad. It went a little like this.
I’m looking for someone other than my wife, other than my wife, other than my wife
Here it is, go on play it and I guarantee you will be singing it tomorrow when you drop the kids off to school…
Seriously the world has gone mad. Please note the original ad has been deleted and pulled due to complaints but luckily I found this version someone taped from youtube.
Here’s the deal. Men, if you want someone other than your wife, leave her and then get someone other than your ex-wife because that is what she will become or should become should you venture down this path.
I know the Guru, should he ever get around to marrying me, may sing this in hope that the someone in addition to his wife who would be a domestic goddess that can cook and match his socks a whole lot better than me. (a housekeeper, cook, gardener)
Here’s his version of what he’s looking for in another woman..
Looking for someone to distract my wife, so I can have a golfing life, so I don’t get into strife…
Looking for someone in addition to the Temple Queen, ’cause she just can’t clean, and she’s sometimes mean….
Looking for someone other than Tamzen, no not like that, just someone to make me a toasty snack..
Ashely Maddison the discreet dating site behind the ad says that “Because apparently to them “Life is short, have an affair…”
“Life is too short to have the dishes done. I just wanna have some fun, not worry about the mun…. dane”
Anywho, from the Temple, and this is not advice but what I would do.
If you are in a relationship, and are not happy…. try to fix it or leave.
Don’t look for someone other than your wife please, look at her remember that if you love her, spend the money you were going to spend on ‘kisses or link ups or what ever they are called’ to get here a housekeeper or a hot handy-man who helps a little more than you probably do and then she’ll have more time to be who she really is.
Otherwise she may venture to a site looking for someone other than her husband.
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Peace and Ommmm from the Temple
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Pssst: Since this post there has been the whole expose of customers’ details been put online for all to see. Oh the scandal continues and there’s a lesson to be learned. if you’re not happy in you marriage, leave rather than prolong what will eventually happen.